Does anybody have Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s home phone number?
We don't really need him for anything but we are pretty interested to hear what sound his new phone makes.
Does it play "Hail To The Redskins"? Is it a loop of Kirk Cousins yelling, "You like that?!" Actually, it's probably Josh Norman declaring, "Watch how I get you the ball back!"
Maybe it just rings. Either way, it's still a pretty cool piece that Dale Jr. found on eBay.
But if you do have that phone number, let us know. We'd love to talk some football with him, and he's probably going to have some time on his hands this fall (Happy Retirement, Dale!).
