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Kirk Cousins Had Another Wacky Drug Testing Moment


Give quarterback Trent Williams credit.

After signing his Franchise tender on Thursday morning, Cousins was greeted by a drug tester at his in-law's home on Friday. And, in his typical fashion, he made a potentially embarrassing and private matter into an amusing and public one.

From his Sqor post:

Drug Test Diaries: My inevitable off-season drug test occurred this morning with a knock on my door at 6:45 am.

The tester's last words to me before the collection: "You can't give me too much".

The final curveball was a leaky beaker which forced a re-fill. You can only imagine the mess created at my in-laws home. #DrugFreeSport #JustSayNO

Cousins has hopefully curried enough favor with his in-laws that the mess shouldn't be too much of an issue.

This is nothing new from Cousins. Three years ago he tweeted about taking a drug test at his grandmonther's home.

Last year he also documented the occasion.

The off-season drug testing protocol continues to amaze me! Got invited to the tester's home this time: Knocked on the door, introduced myself, peed in his bathroom while he watched, talked corvettes, then left. Totally weird, but great hospitality & I love a drug free sport!

 At least this year there was no awkward conversation.




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